FBI MEME TOKEN
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
MEME CRIMES DIVISION
FBI@TERMINAL:~$ cat mission_briefing.txt
MISSION BRIEFING
AGENT, YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED FOR A CLASSIFIED OPERATION.
THE FBI MEME TOKEN HAS BEEN DEPLOYED TO INVESTIGATE THE MOST DANGEROUS MEMES IN THE CRYPTO SPACE.
YOUR MISSION: HODL, INVESTIGATE, AND SECURE THE BAG.
WARNING: HIGHLY ADDICTIVE MEMES DETECTED
FBI@TERMINAL:~$ access tokenomics.dat
WANTED
CLASSIFIED TOKENOMICS
FBI@TERMINAL:~$ display contract_address.hex
CONTRACT ADDRESS
BmAi7xiPNjLwz6U3edeARaR2cESyFAfXmkKA2gNTpump
⚠️ ALWAYS VERIFY CONTRACT ADDRESS ⚠️
FBI@TERMINAL:~$ launch buy_protocol.exe
ACQUIRE EVIDENCE ($FBI)
SLIPPAGE: 5-10% | GAS: HIGH PRIORITY
FBI@TERMINAL:~$ connect social_networks.net
LEGAL DISCLAIMER
THIS IS A MEME TOKEN CREATED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
CRYPTOCURRENCY INVESTMENTS ARE HIGHLY RISKY AND SPECULATIVE.
ONLY INVEST WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE.
THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
FBI@TERMINAL:~$█
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MEME CRIMES DIVISION | CLASSIFIED OPERATION